it sucks being the ugly quiet rude sarcastic emotionally unstable friend with the attention span of a goldfish
me: "i can't do this anymore"
"i thought that was a funny story but apparently no one else did" a memoir
nice leg flower the dukes of hazzard makes apple whistle
Im missing something
I dont understand this
written by Literally anyone who has ever watched American Horror Story (via libranta)
Me: "Doesn't study"
I Was Trying To Be Funny But It Came Out as Really Mean: A 5-part documentary starring me.
I Was Trying To Be Loving And Supportive But I Probably Overstepped My Boundaries And Came Off as Creepy: a feature-length film with two sequels and a TV series adaption.
I Was Trying To Tell You I Relate To Your Difficult Situation But It Probably Sounded Like I Was Making It All About Me: a novel saga with several side book adaptions and a movie.